YES, I KNOW. I'M SHOCKED TOO. I updated again within two weeks! Goodness me, it's almost like I'm reliable. Almost. Not quite. ANWAYS :
I'm hoisting my eternal love for all things Harry Potter related upon you only because I am a lazy idiot who is too lazy to work and then wonders why I don't do well in assessments. Yes, assessments. You know, the ones in about 48 hours? Yeah, those. Have I studied I hear you question?
HA. Oh you guys.
NO OF COURSE I HAVEN'T!
I wrote this instead! A far more worthy use of time I would wager. Now if only I can find a way of relating this into modern history - maybe Emmeline Pankhurst loved sorcery? - I'll be set.
Mr. Potter
Famed for
his scar and quick flight on a broom,
Everyone
stares when he enters the room.
He’s young
and angsty, his past full of trouble,
His future
guided by Dumbledore and Mcgonnigal.
His best
friend’s Ron (who owns an evil rat),
His sidekick’s
Hermione (the nerd with the cat).
But he’s
also got friends like Hagrid and Dobby,
Who
benevolently supress his rule breaking hobby
He’s battled
huge snakes with venom dripping fangs,
Gone
one-on-one with Deatheater gangs.
He has a
history of sucsessful giant maze navaigation,
Always scrapes
through every desperate situation.
He’s had
friends become enemies and visa verca,
And if you
really piss him off he’s sure to curse ya.
He’s quite
short, I know but have you seen those eyes?
Green
emeralds sparkle among the rest of those guys
His wand handling
technique is experienced and bold
I’m told by
Cho (slut) it’s quite something to behold
Don’t worry though
– I’m well aware of all his many flaws
But frankly
they seceed to the charms in his drawers
But it’s
more than just that, I feel obliged to stress
We dream of
having kids – but first comes the white
dress
I’m Ginny by
the way, and his name is Harry
And one day,
i know, he’s the boy im gonna marry.
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